The other day Ben was throwing away what was left of his waffle with peaches and powdered sugar on them.
Ben (exuberantly): I put my waffle in the garbage... but it didn't stay in the garbage!
(The garbage was a little full alright! It fills up quickly.)
Me: *groan* Get a napkin and pick up the big things and I'll get the rest.
Ben (after a pause) (also exuberantly): Now the peach went under the door!
Me: *double groan* OKAY! Just LEAVE it! I'll come and clean it!
Yay. What a fun activity for me. You just never know when you're going to get to clean the underside of a door.